Don't Touch Dave (codex)
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| Don't Touch Dave (codex) | |
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| A Mantizi children's book. | |
| Category | codex |
| Rarity | legendary |
| Price | 1 |
| ID | mantizi2-codex |
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Spoiler Warning! |
| This page contains spoilers, proceed at your own risk! |
Contents
Dave is diseased. He is leprous. Don't Touch Dave! (picture of a diseased fat man)
Hurray for Dave! (image of fat man clapping)
Look at Dave! He's ugly and smelly! His fingers fall off at random! (picture of same man in an insultingly tight outfit)
If you touch Dave, he'll kill you and your entire family in slow and agonizing ways! (picture of a jet, and three flamingo-like birds wearing hats)
Dave doesn't mean to be evil! It's his virulent plague! (image of dead mantizi, drawn in comical fashion)
Everyone run away! Dave has escaped his stab-cage! (picture of a bloody cage with strategic holes for stabbing)
The Praetorian has killed Dave with a spear! Let's burn Dave! (picture of someones dinner)
Dave is ashes! Leprous infection is gone! (a hastily scribbled image of some sort of worm)
Hurray for Dave! (image of fat man clapping)
How to obtain
Crafting
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