20% Cooler (codex)

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20% Cooler (codex)
A Miniknog research report.
Category codex
Rarity common
Price 25
ID apexunderwaterlabs2-codex
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The thought reassignment evaluations proceed apace. I note with satisfaction that the shark tank method was considerably improved by the addition of lasers to the predator's heads.

While absolutely useless as more than laser pointers, the waterproof lasers increased the margin of intimidation on most subjects by at least 50%. The sharks themselves might also have become 20% cooler.


The only reason we are not recommending the immediate implementation of such measures in all population centers is the space requirement that comes with constructing the appropriate facilities. Upkeep is surprisingly low.